I’ve just passed the following exams:

TS 70-667 Microsoft SharePoint 2010, Configuring (score 800)

PRO 70-668 Microsoft SharePoint 2010, Administrator (score 815)

TS 70-573 Microsoft SharePoint 2010, Application Development (score 815)

PRO 70-576 Designing and Developing Microsoft SharePoint 2010 Applications (score 887)

Not quite as easy as I thought they’d be though!